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last updated August 24th,
2001
and is permanently morphing...
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- 12.19.8.9.3)
_Star Wars_
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"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what
you smell!"
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"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to
pull out in time?"
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"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
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"You've got something jammed in here real good."
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"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
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"Sorry about the mess..."
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"Look at the size of that thing!"
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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"She may not look like much, but she's got it where
it counts, kid."
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"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any
good back there!"
_The
Empire Strikes Back_
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"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
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"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
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"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
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"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
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"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control
for a while."
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"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
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"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get
her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
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"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
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"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
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"Control, control! You must learn control!"
_Return of the
Jedi_
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"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
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"I look forward to completing your training. In time
you will call me master."
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"I never knew I had it in me."
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"There is good in him, I've felt it."
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"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it,
almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me
Chewie."
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"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe
you one."
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"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
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"She's gonna blow!"
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"I think you'll fit in nicely."
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"Rise, my friend."
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